Strange Metal Alloy Protruding From Troutdale, OR Oak Tree.
In 2019, Troutdale, OR, a place traditionally known for abnormally large hairy bipedal hominids and abnormally delicious pulled pork sandwiches from Sugarpine Drive-In, has fallen prey to a new paranormal phenomenon where unique and unidentified metal alloys “grow” and protrude from a specific northwestern oak, Quercus Garryana.
Scientists have analyzed shavings of the metal and determined that it contains many micro layers of alloys manipulated on an atomic level. This may point to an extraterrestrial origin...